Tom Cruise = Crazy (Jonathan Coulton music video)

I support Anonymous! NOTE: Jonathan is aware of this video, has expressed appreciation, and requested that it be posted on his personal website (see for yourself). He is also the talented guy responsible for the wildly popular “Still Alive” closing credits music from the game Portal (as sung by GLaDOS). In other words, he’s pretty nifty. False claims of copyright infringement from fraudulent, non-existent, misspelled companies set up as fronts for butthurt Scientologists who can’t counter opposing opinions, fact, logic, documentation (and so on) will be reported to relevant YT staff as proof of ongoing abuse of YT policies, and also countered with a lot of pointing and laughing. For more information, VISIT: Enturbulation.org Xenu.com LYRICS: “Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she’s a very special lady It’s probably not the way he’d choose to go And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction Good thing that he’s not gay anymore Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy Just be glad it’s him not you If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles You might be Tom Cruise crazy too You’d flash your big white shiny smile You’d buy expensive shoes But you’d be the only man on Earth Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is always getting older He knows he’ll never be that young again And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder He says a thousand younger leading men He knows …
Video Rating: 4 / 5