Q&A: Is this a good business plan?
Question by stangel202006: Is this a good business plan?
OK , here’s the plan: Run off to Boston, and open an underground bar. Name it…. Name it “Bar”! Then, we close down and relocate publicly. This time named “The Bar”. I open 4 more Bars throughout Boston. Then? Then, then we go NATIONWIDE. Thing is, we serve hamburgers too. But we won’t start selling those right away! Nononono, after 5 years in the business, we start to sell greasy ass food. We will also have free WiFi! Then, all those weirdos from Starbucks will come to our bar and type stuff. THEN, after 3 or so years, we’ll start selling coffee. Black coffee. Black coffee only. And everything will be 3D! With a complimentary jet pack. We will only except pounds, nothing else. So no USD in our places! We’ll then offer a membership, a free GALLON of beer a night, and they’d be allowed in for free. Where as the others will be charged $ 2 for an entrance fee, no dress regulations, but we will have a guy letting in only the hot chicks, no tubbies! We’ll also have a separate room of 5 or so beds where our guests can sleep if they want to. OR if they got no place to go. See, our bar will be user friendly! Our lighting will be very dim, but not mellow, hippie, dim, Mid-dim. Not a term? I JUST MADE IT UP! After I become a quad-billionaire, I’ll get my own castle in Alaska. And at least 57 houses in each state, including U.S. territories. WE’LL ALSO HAVE SHIRTS. Shirts with a spilled pint ‘o beer, and in the spillage, will be the words “The Bar”. Each table will have their own speakers, but are loud enough for only the occupiers of the table can hear, but quiet enough that the surrounding occupants cannot hear. And our Bar-goers can plug in their OWN music as well. We will be open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Except holidays, holidays of all cultures. And my birthday… Fine… The coworker’s birthday’s too…
And that, is the plan. It will be my idea, and my actions that carry out this very well thought out plan, and I will be thanked one day by the President himself! Or herself… If things go out of control at that time. OH! And we’ll need some Andy-Android beer coolers. Like eight. thousand. AND DESK LAMPS. THE KIND LAWYERS HAVE! Oh! And our bar will be for everyone! From lonely guys who’ve given up on love, to crazy party goers! We will also be a great supplier of drugs to the “hipsters”! Ha ha, nope, just kidding. BUT! We will supply stages to the local bands of our HQ bar. The will be named “The Bar HQ” (HQ meaning “Head Quarters.. In case you didn’t know…) We will record these artist with 1080p cameras that we would buy, and they’d surround the stage, for MAXIMUM video footage! These will then be edited by a professional that would be our close business friend. These will be uploaded to the internet, preferably YouTube. But by then we;d be so effing famous that we’d be hitting 1,000,000 view within the first week of posting our FIRST video. Then, these artists will be effing famous too! Well, not as famous as us, but as famous as.. A prospering music group.
“We” being the bar itself.
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Answer by Ghost of Zeuz
I love the idea. When you have your IPO call me up.
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