Q&A: Is anyone willing to give me a record deal?

Question by Raziel: Is anyone willing to give me a record deal?
I’ve got a Facebook page, and one video that is designed to look leaked. I am the next big rapper, and I have a well-thought out business plan. I’m willing to collaborate on a contract to anyone who helps me do so. Honestly, the business plan doesn’t matter, because my talent is way better than any other unsigned artists. I’ve been promoting myself tirelessly, and I really don’t have the resources or the strength to carry on. I promise you this won’t be a mistake,and I can come up with a contract. No you’re not hallucinating, I’m really this good.
Thanks In Advance
Adisa Jones
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Adisa-Jones/157890970932570

Please excuse the profanity.My lyrics are genius, on the level of most if not all mainstream rappers in 2011. I’ve been harassed for my talent, and people seem to dislike me because of this talent.

For example, a double entendre:

My shoe game dope, never trip on the laces/

Dope(good) Trip(slang for drug after effects) Laces(slang for unwanted chemicals in drugs)

If you can’t help me, I’ll be more than willing to ghostwrite for a small fee, considering my talent level. Transactions will be preceded by a written contract, and will be paid via paypal. I can ghostwrite as long as it is not related to academia, because it’s against the rules.

Oh yeah, and I wasn’t monotone. I changed my voice up several times. I also don’t accept hate from a person affiliated with the infamous Illuminati.

I am who I say I am, and I can prove it. Another video is coming soon. I’m trying to give everyone a chance to hop on board, because I have a very good voice, and I’m not monotone. This is a million dollar chance.

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