KNIGHTS ON BROADWAY

THIS SONG GOT RID OF THE DEATH SQUAD MURDERER MANIAC “EGYPTIAN JIHADIST” AL MASRI IN BAGHDAD. HERE IS HOW: When former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld retired he went to give a lecture in Kansas and brought a retired nazi maniac he should have locked up years earlier as a clear and present danger to himself and others, former JCC minus J minus C General Meyers. Meyers, still getting his pension, posed as a lighthouse (!) in Kansas and about a hundred tornadoes later showed up. The next day al Masri praised Meyers as “a Giant” from Baghdad. I decided to get MORE than even and thought about it for a while and then got a great IDEA. I called Vice President Cheney’s Office and told him that I thought to get rid of al Masri forever the Military newspapers should show a simple cartoon of Rich Clarke holding a transparent flying saucer spaceship in his right hand with Meyers INSIDE it. Clarke should be standing in front of a portrait labelled “Transparent Watercolor” and it should show a Native American in front of both water and land in the background. The caption for the cartoon should say: “Blame it all on the Knights on Broadway” because IT WILL WORK, THAT all fit in ONE phone call to voicemail so I ended the call by playing the verse that begins “Somehow I feel inside …. make it like it was before ,, all the way to the and of the song. Then because Cheney likes music I called back and let it play from the beginning teling him itis Bee Gees in case he never heard it before …
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