Q&A: Anyone up for Baseball Multiple Choice?

Question by scooter_the_squirrel_agent: Anyone up for Baseball Multiple Choice?
1) What will be the future of Johnathan Papelbon?

A) resign with the Red Sox

B) Will take anger Management Classes during the Off season.

C) Will sign a contract to play with the Royals.

D) Will have an affair with Lady Gaga

2) Which Hall Of Famer from this list would you not know about if i asked you about them?

A) Tim Keefe

B) Satchel Paige

C) Eddie Mathews

D) Ray Dandridge

3) Which from this list would be the most UNLIKELY thing to happen as the season rolls along?

A) The Orioles will continue to win due to the hiring of Buck Showalter as Manager & will shock the Baseball world & go to the Playoffs.

B) Tim Lincecum will get a haircut before the season is over.

C) As a result of filing for Bankruptcy the Texas Ranger will fold at the end of the season.

D) Reggie Jackson will come out of retirement & play for the Yankees replacing Nick Swisher.

4) Which from this list will you not see at your team Sovenit stand?

A) Team Pens

B) Team Baseballs

C) Rubber Bands named after your team

D) Team bats.

Thanks & hope you enjoyed.

Best answer:

Answer by Nate
I am up for multiple choice!

1. I heard a rumor that Lady Gaga is really a dude, and the Royals don’t need a closer (they already have one, and they never win anyway), so I’ll go with A.

2. D. I had heard the name Ray Dandridge before, but I was unaware of his accomplishments in teh Negro Leagues until I just Wikipediaed him. I know a bit more about Tim Keefe – he played in the 1890s, but I don’t really know much else about him without looking him up. Anyone who doesn’t at least know the names of Satchel Paige and/or Eddie Mathews is either a brand new baseball fan, or doesn’t really care that much about baseball.

3. B. Tim Lincecum won’t get a haircut. He is too busy hittin’ the bong in between starts.

4. D. The Twins don’t have official team bats because they always fly away and carry rabies.

Oh, wait… did you mean baseball bats?

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