we r wanting a recording contract and world tour?

Question by Tarquin sebastian Goldman: we r wanting a recording contract and world tour?
right heers the deel. me and my mates have got a band coas i got a gitar for chrismas and my other mates got a bass gitar and a drum kit so we ave been playin for like five months now. we hav ad one band practise which was ace but we had to sack the other gitarist cos he decided he didnt want to play enter snadman by metalllica anymore cos he doesnt really like that music. the band broke up for a feww dayz but we had a reunion band practice and it wentr eally well so now we have two songs one i wrote and enters andman by mettallica.

im going to make a myspace cos ppl say that you will be famous if you get a myspace and record comapny will sign yopu if you get liek a million views and friends and im gonna get facebook as well and twitter.

but heres the deal we want this to happen very soon cos we breke up from school in like a month and we want to go out on our first world tour then. and no support we want HEADLINE! we are brillint band.

if you havebnt herd of us alredy our band name is I ALWAYS WANTED A PUPPY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER BUT I WASNT ALLOWED SO I HAD TO GET A HAMSTER INSTEAD DOT COM

please send me the details of your record company n i will consider it and we want a lot of money cos we are very good n have been playing for like five months now yeah.
im not gonna bother with myspace cos it doesnt have our genre. we are post-sub-underground-grind-nu-emo-grungecore or thats what my mates told em anyway but myspace doenst have that so im not gonna use myspace but were still gonna be HUGE!!!!! my antie says she is going ot bye our album when its done but i dont know how many songs u need for an album yet so ill llook on wikipedia to find out

Best answer:

Answer by Drop Dead Fred
I’LL SIGN YOU!!!

Seriously, where do I send the blank cheque? I’m guessing somewhere in outer Nigeria right?

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