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I have to write poetry for my anger management classes?

Question by Jilibean TOP CONTRIBUTOR IN CATS: I have to write poetry for my anger management classes?
Here it is:

Why am I surrounded by people I hate?
Everywhere I look, I see hatred and stupidity and people that won’t get out of my way when I drive or buy groceries.
Everywhere I look I feel the anger when I see neighbors that won’t cut their grass or play music too loud.
Everywhere I turn I see some moron that loves a damn cat more than they love people and treat them like royalty.
That cat next door haunts my soul.
That cat next door sleeps on my car.
That cat next door yowls and whines at night.
Get my shotgun! Get my shotgun! Get my shotgun!
Drive my car and chase that cat!
Run it over! Run it over! Run it over!
Make it flat!
Flat! Flat! Flat!
Stop the horror in my head!
I scream until I faint!
I scream until I faint!
Burn it down!
The laundry that lost my shirt!
The guy that cut me off in traffic!
The power company!
Burn — burn — burn……

The end.

So, will this satisfy my therapist? This seems so sissy to me.

Best answer:

Answer by Electron
Well don’t worry. The therapists are trained to manage their anger!

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